at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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