grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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