STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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