I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
