you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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