I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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