You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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