someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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