i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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