question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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