Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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