she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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