I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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