shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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