did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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