How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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