he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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