a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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