ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize