69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Sext me about skeletons
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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