Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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