Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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