Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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