Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
