He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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