he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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