i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
