Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Fuck appropriateness.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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