That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
420 ftw
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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