you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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