Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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