She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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