Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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