Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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