so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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