You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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