I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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