Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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