You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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