You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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