what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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