Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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