the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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