My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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