butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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