so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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