pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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