He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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