My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
they're like a gay fantastic four
So squirting runs in the family.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
my poor anus
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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