btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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