we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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