Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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