i think i have herpe
just one?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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