Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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