i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
