Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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