Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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